The summer blockbuster season has already begun for 2007. And while the most anticipated picture of the year is probably the live action version of the 1980s Transformers cartoon, it will have plenty of jostling for dollars with more recent flashbacks.
Hollywood seems to have a love affair with the number three this year. Over the span of May to August, we'll have the continuation of several major picture franchises released for our viewing pleasure. As the NBA Finals continue to get revved up (Have we started yet? Seems to me like we're watching Finals practice sessions), the public has been exposed to the third installments of Spiderman, Shrek, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Ocean's Eleven franchise. These will be joined later this summer the third films in the Bourne Identity and Rush Hour series, as well as the Resident Evil franchise in September.
It seems like everyone is "three"-crazy these days. It might not be that much of a stretch when you look at the year. 2007 (divisible by three) begins and ends with 2 and 7 (27 = 3 to the third power). Adding up the digits gives you 9 (3 times 3).
And when it comes to the Association's "big stage" series, there is still a connection. The San Antonio Spurs are making a run at their third championship this decade, which would tie them with the L.A. Lakers for the most by any team. The Cleveland Cavaliers' organization is enjoying their first Finals soiree after winning the conference title in their third attempt.
Sure, this is basically me grasping at any straws I can get my hands on (and that's different from any of my other articles because...?). However, get a look at this trio of plot summaries that could show up on the NBA's doorstep. You know, in case they think about making a movie based on this year's Finals participants.
The Shooter Always Rings Twice 3
For the man who's only had fleeting moments in the spotlight, he's made the most of his opportunities. After appearing in the background for repeat and three-peat champions, the man known for being clutch has almost come full circle. Now, back in the state where it all began, Robert Horry can add to his half-dozen titles.
However, this challenge is a different animal. Battles against other well-built teams ... disappointments along the playoff road ... and the constant battle of defensive stalwart versus offensive machine. It will take a new attitude for him to overcome all of the obstacles in his path. But will this new "Mr. Clutch" turn from "Big Shot" to "Cheap Shot"? And can he get a chance to reclaim his old form to show that no matter where he stands, the shooter always rings twice.
The Triumvirate 3
Four years ago, a small conglomeration of undervalued men melded their worldly powers together to frustrate, intimidate, and dominate other basketball powers ever since. Their powers unique, their goals the same, they've formed an identity that has grown in both stature and legend.
They've used a piece French leadership, a part Argentine bravado, and a pinch of intense focus from the Virgin Islands to conquer their foes west of the Mississippi. A sense of speed, fundamentalism, and teamwork has been on display when vanquishing their opponents from the East. Now, already in the company of the Bird-McHale-Parrish and Magic-Kareem-Worthy supremacies, this new Triumvirate looks to continue their stranglehold over the world of professional basketball. Can they do it?
Attack of the Least 3
It's been years since the Eastern Conference has been equal to its counterpart from the West. Every season, the team that fights its way to the conference championship would be led to slaughter, compliments of the Big Boys of the left side of the country. But in 2004, a scrappy group of youngsters from blue-collar Detroit chopped down the giants from Laker Land.
In 2006, it was more than a Flash in the pan when the bright lights of Miami blinded Western champion Dallas. Even down in an 0-2 hole, the Heat melted away their insurmountable blockade of challenges to capture their first-ever basketball crown.
Now, enter the newest collection of Finals rookies. A group led by an emerging superstar and comprising his band of basketball bandits and journeymen. They upset the system already by getting this far. But can a King, a rookie guard, two Eastern European national team players, and a Brazilian who has an uncanny resemblance to a cartoon villain find a way to topple the championship-experienced, team-oriented, and heavily-favored San Antonio Spurs? Or will this Attack of the Least be turned away yet again?
Fantastic, no? Now tell me you wouldn't spend nine dollars to see any of those flicks. How about a six-dollar matinee? Not even a three-buck rental? Well, back to the drawing board, I guess. Just thought I'd let your minds wander before getting focused on the city of Cleveland for ... well, who'd of thunk it ... Game 3.
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